Offer Wizard™
Create a ‘Take My Money’ Offer in 10 Minutes…Even If You Still Don’t Know WTF You’re Selling.
If your “genius idea” folder looks like a digital graveyard, the Offer Wizard™ helps you build one “Take My Money” offer in 10 minutes flat WITHOUT funnels, fluff, or therapy.
How It Works:
Step 1: Confess Your Chaos
You answer a few questions — no funnels, no fluff, no “alignment journaling.”
Step 2: Get Your Offer Blueprint
The Wizard distills your brain dump into:
- Your clear promise
- A 3-step process
- 3 name ideas
- Smart pricing + bonus suggestions
Step 3: Start Selling
In 10 minutes, you’ll walk away with a complete offer you can launch this week without ads, calls, or emotional damage.
WHO THIS IS FOR:
- Creators, coaches, or service pros tired of “posting more” for pennies
- People who want clarity, not complexity
- Parents, freedom seekers, and digital rebels who’d rather be done by noon than build another funnel
WHO THIS IS NOT FOR:
- Anyone who thinks “vibe” is a business model
- Course collectors who never finish anything
- People who use words like “quantum” unironically
WHAT YOU GET:
- The Offer OS Wizard™ - Your custom AI-built offer plan
- The Offer Name Generator™ - Catchy, non-cringey names
- The Quickstart Launch Map - Sell it this week
- The “WTF Am I Selling?” Detox - Declutter your ideas and focus on one thing
WHY THIS WORKS:
People don’t buy the best product — they buy the clearest one.
If they can’t understand your offer in 5 seconds, they won’t buy it.
The Wizard fixes that — turning your chaos into a crystal-clear, “Shut up and take my money” offer in under 10 minutes.
It’s not magic.
(Okay, maybe a little.)
It’s clarity that sells.
Grab the Offer Wizard™ — Just $5
